Digital Music Front

Ahoy there intertubes!

SackTheDJ has told me to pull out my finger and put up a post for all the folks out there in internet lands!

Hi Mum!

People often ask me, who are you? To this I generally answer with some philosophical waxing of the lyrical, about existence, being and the big questions, put to the rhythm of “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mixalot. Then they reply, “Seriously, if you don’t tell me who you are, why you’re in my house, and most importantly, why you don’t have any pants on, I’m going to call the Police.” One thing about the random interruption of someones night time meal with your presence sans pants, if you start off crazy, the police will generally let you off with a trip to the doctor as opposed to registration on the sex offenders list.

But seriously, or, as they say on the dudeosphere; “srsly”. What is this all about? Well, SackTheDJ has said that it’s step 23 in our plan to take over the universe. I don’t need to know any more. I am, what they call in the industry, “The Talent”. And of course by “Talent” I mean 3000 ancient Syrian Shekels. I am phat. With an F. But this is supposed to be about the music.

In terms of the music, I’m working on a few different songs at the moment; well, largely working on some riffs and sounds that can be made in to songs at a later date. It’s quite nice finally living somewhere where my guitars don’t have to live in a wardrobe, I was getting a bit sick of those kids coming in from Narnia and fucking with my tuning. Now it’s turn on and away we go; something I think my new neighbours are going to learn to love (otherwise they may find themselves in a world of suck). Hopefully in the next fortnite I’ll have the computer set up so I can start laying some of this stuff down so I can send it off to SackTheDJ for some mixing and remixing and wickawah.

But of course, we all know it’s not about the music; life as the Rockstar Philosopher is all about Sex, Drugs and Talking Crap. Thankfully, I have been talking enough crap of late to make up for the lack of sex and drugs.

I may post again.